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$45.00 – $52.00Price range: $45.00 through $52.00
Certified Free Range Hoodie — Duck Brown
Farm-raised attitude. Fence lines are merely suggestions.
Some folks follow the herd. Others were born to roam.
The Certified Free Range Hoodie features a small rooster on the left chest and a large, distressed “Certified Free Range” design across the back. With its bold red and blue vintage feed-store styling, this rooster has all the confidence of a bird who’s never asked permission to cross the road.
Printed on a comfortable Duck Brown Hoodie, the earthy brown color gives the artwork a rugged, old-school farm feel. It’s the kind of hoodie that looks right at home beside a bonfire, at the feed store, or while explaining to the neighbors why your chickens are in their yard. Again.
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$25.00
Certified Free Range Tee — Mustard Yellow
Farm-raised attitude with just enough rooster confidence
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$28.00
A simple reminder of daily provision, designed with the feel of an old country supply-company tee.
Daily Bread Supply Co. — Enough for Today. features a hand-drawn loaf of bread framed by wheat and rising sun details, finished in warm gold, rust, and deep navy with a lightly distressed, screen-printed look. Matthew 6:11 anchors the design and the message behind it: “Give us this day our daily bread.”
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$45.00 – $52.00Price range: $45.00 through $52.00
Comfort, faith, and a reminder for the day ahead.
The Daily Bread Supply Co. design features a rustic loaf of bread framed by wheat and a rising sun, finished in deep navy, warm gold, and rust tones with a lightly distressed, screen-printed feel. Beneath it, “Enough for Today.” and Matthew 6:11 bring the message home — a simple reminder to trust God for today’s provision.
Printed on a District V.I.T. Hoodie in Gardenia, the soft creamy neutral makes the warm vintage colors stand out beautifully while keeping the overall look relaxed and easy to wear.
Perfect for cool mornings, market days, church gatherings, or simply throwing on when you want something comfortable that carries a little meaning with it.
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$25.00 – $29.00Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
Davey Seal – Prone Position Adult Tee
Low Profile. High Attitude. Zero Fish Left Behind.
Meet Davey Seal—elite amphibious operator, master of concealment, and living proof that you don’t need legs to be dangerous.
Locked, loaded, and lying low, Davey has perfected the art of staying under the radar while keeping his sights on the mission. Fully equipped, tactically positioned, and sporting an attitude that says “I’ve seen things. Mostly underwater. Classified.”
He’s not here to make waves. He’s here to finish the mission.
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$45.00 – $52.00Price range: $45.00 through $52.00
Davey Seal – Prone Tactical Hoodie
Silent. Tactical. Slightly Fishy.
Meet Davey Seal. Elite operator. Master of concealment. Highly trained in amphibious warfare—and absolutely unwilling to discuss his classified snack inventory.
Locked into the prone position and ready for action, Davy brings serious tactical energy with a healthy dose of military humor. He’s armed, he’s dangerous, and he’s probably wondering who ate the last fish.
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$35.00
Davey Seal – Prone Position Hoodie
Low Profile. High Attitude. Zero Fish Left Behind.
Meet Davey Seal—the most tactical troublemaker to ever flop onto a shoreline.
Locked, loaded, and lying low, Davy Seal has mastered the art of staying undercover while looking ridiculously cool. With his tactical gear, serious firepower, and a face that says “I was born for this mission,” this elite operative is ready for anything.
Well… almost anything. Someone mention snack time?
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$20.00
Davey Seal – Prone Position Tee
Low Profile. High Attitude. Zero Fish Left Behind.
Meet Davey Seal—the most tactical troublemaker to ever flop onto a shoreline.
Locked, loaded, and lying low, Davey Seal has mastered the art of staying undercover while looking ridiculously cool. With his tactical gear, serious firepower, and a face that says “I was born for this mission,” this elite operative is ready for anything.
Well… almost anything. Someone mention snack time?
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$28.00
Big faith. Small stone. Giant problem solved.
David’s Pest & Giant Control — No Job Too Big. takes one of the Bible’s most recognizable stories and gives it a rugged, tongue-in-cheek work-shirt twist. The design features David in action with his sling, a fallen giant, mountain scenery, and bold vintage service-company lettering, all finished with a distressed, worn-in look.
Inspired by 1 Samuel 17, the humor is fun, but the message underneath it is solid: the size of the problem doesn’t determine the outcome when God is in the fight.
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$25.00 – $29.00Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
Grassquatch – Bella+Canvas 3413 Triblend Tee
Bigfoot’s Country Cousin. Professional Grass Inspector.
Forget hiding in the woods. Grassquatch has bigger things to worry about—like unruly lawns, suspicious weeds, and grass that refuses to cut itself.
Part legend, part lawn-care enthusiast, and 100% committed to keeping the great outdoors under control. Whether you’re mowing five acres or just trying to find the mailbox, Grassquatch understands the struggle.
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$45.00 – $52.00Price range: $45.00 through $52.00
65/35 ring spun cotton/polyester, 3-end fleece
Beautiful Desert Rose Hoodie with Vintage Ivory Original HOA logo
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$40.00
Homesteaders of America Camo Trucker Hat
A little camouflage. A whole lot of homestead pride.
Whether you’re checking fence lines, gathering eggs, working the garden, or heading into town for supplies, this Homesteaders of America Camo Trucker Hat is ready to go wherever the day takes you.
Featuring the embroidered Homesteaders of America logo, this classic Richardson trucker hat combines rugged outdoor style with everyday comfort. The camouflage front gives it that hardworking, outdoorsy look, while the breathable mesh back helps keep you comfortable through long days on the
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$45.00 – $52.00Price range: $45.00 through $52.00
I Believe Hoodie — Flint Blue
Faith, folklore, and one very unexpected friendship.
The I Believe Hoodie features a small outdoor-inspired “I Believe” graphic on the left chest and a full-color back design showing Jesus and Bigfoot sharing the trail, surrounded by mountains, water, and a warm sunset landscape.
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$35.00
I Believe Hoodie – YOUTH
Faith, folklore, and one very unexpected friendship.
The I Believe Hoodie features a small outdoor-inspired “I Believe” graphic on the left chest and a full-color back design showing Jesus and Bigfoot sharing the trail, surrounded by mountains, water, and a warm sunset landscape.
Printed on the District V.I.T. DT6100Y Hoodie, the color tones gives the artwork a relaxed, outdoorsy feel while letting the oranges, creams, greens, and deeper tones in the design stand out beautifully.
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$20.00
I Believe – Youth Tee | Bella+Canvas 3001Y
Faith, folklore, and one very unexpected friendship!
Big faith meets big feet in this fun, adventure-inspired youth tee!
The I Believe Youth Tee features a small outdoor-inspired “I Believe” graphic on the left chest and a colorful back design showing Jesus and Bigfoot sharing the trail, surrounded by mountains, water, and a beautiful sunset.
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$28.00
A little biblical humor with a message that needs no explanation. Wear The Mission
This design gives Jonah’s story a vintage travel-poster twist, featuring “I Tried Running From God Once. Would Not Recommend.” across the back with bold nautical artwork, waves, sunset, and an old-school postcard feel. A coordinating Jonah whale-and-sunset design on the left chest finishes the front without competing with the statement on the back.
